the white stuff

I'm off sugar again.

Which means, of course,

that I was back on sugar again.

But I fell off the sugar wagon

and now I'm back on

wait -

I've got that backwards

Oh hell.

Enough with the cliches.

I'm not eating sugar now / again.

Which, of course, means that I think about it all the time.

Not really, I guess I mean that I'm antsy because I'm gunning for the days to pass 

so I can get through the cold turkey

and move on to phase two of feeling great.

I know I can do it.

I just have to hold the line.

Sugar.

It is an evil substance, really.