if I had a million dollars...

what is it about boots?

Frye

I actually had a pair of boots a lot like these back in 1992. 

Does that make me cool?

No.

But it would be if I still had them.

They were too small.

I had to put plastic bags over my feet to slide into them.

It was horribly embarrassing.

There was one night I went over to the home of a guy I had just started dating 

and I had to take them off.

I had to sit down and have him pull them off for me.

This resulted in many hours of ridicule.

But I loved those damn boots.